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Alarm-Clock Silvestris Catus by JackofAllAss Alarm-Clock Silvestris Catus :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 6 6 Duck Soup by JackofAllAss Duck Soup :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 2 2 Nik at Mariachi Samurai (Nikola fan art) by JackofAllAss Nik at Mariachi Samurai (Nikola fan art) :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 13 21 Anthony Hanssens in my style by JackofAllAss Anthony Hanssens in my style :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 10 29 A crudely sliced slice of life by JackofAllAss A crudely sliced slice of life :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 5 6 Ode to the Free Canadians by JackofAllAss Ode to the Free Canadians :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 9 8 Boozin' Buddies (art by CoyoteEsquire) by JackofAllAss Boozin' Buddies (art by CoyoteEsquire) :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 13 28 The Last in Line by JackofAllAss The Last in Line :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 17 26 The Rime of the Selfish Poet by JackofAllAss The Rime of the Selfish Poet :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 22 35 East Bound and Down! (Sneak-peek at a new project) by JackofAllAss East Bound and Down! (Sneak-peek at a new project) :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 8 9 Buckeye Brothers Brandishing Booty-Bustin' Boots!  by JackofAllAss Buckeye Brothers Brandishing Booty-Bustin' Boots! :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 14 32 Arbitrary Sunday Doodle (4.16.17) #3 (Detail) by JackofAllAss Arbitrary Sunday Doodle (4.16.17) #3 (Detail) :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 6 1 Arbitrary Sunday Doodle (4.16.17) #2 (Detail) by JackofAllAss Arbitrary Sunday Doodle (4.16.17) #2 (Detail) :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 5 2 Arbitrary Sunday Doodle 4.16.17 #1 (Detail) by JackofAllAss Arbitrary Sunday Doodle 4.16.17 #1 (Detail) :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 7 3 Arbitrary Sunday Doodles (4.14.17) compilation by JackofAllAss Arbitrary Sunday Doodles (4.14.17) compilation :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 8 2 'Gotta get me some o' that! by JackofAllAss 'Gotta get me some o' that! :iconjackofallass:JackofAllAss 9 11

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[206] You are my sunshine... by mcptato [206] You are my sunshine... :iconmcptato:mcptato 1,591 49 Lemonade 2 Cents by IrishBecky Lemonade 2 Cents :iconirishbecky:IrishBecky 32 18 Moose Hockey Player by Temiree Moose Hockey Player :icontemiree:Temiree 238 37 sunset over loop head county clare by morrbyte sunset over loop head county clare :iconmorrbyte:morrbyte 3 1 Fiddler by FoxInShadow Fiddler :iconfoxinshadow:FoxInShadow 80 7 Defend your local couvent by Zarvona Defend your local couvent :iconzarvona:Zarvona 52 61 Mad Science by CoyoteEsquire Mad Science :iconcoyoteesquire:CoyoteEsquire 45 20 Space! by dizzledow Space! :icondizzledow:dizzledow 39 16 :dummy with a sword: by iDJPanda :dummy with a sword: :iconidjpanda:iDJPanda 163 56 Commission for JackofAllAss by CoyoteEsquire Commission for JackofAllAss :iconcoyoteesquire:CoyoteEsquire 33 10 The Fox and the Widow by DrZime The Fox and the Widow :icondrzime:DrZime 901 99 Commission: Apollo-Wolf by Temiree Commission: Apollo-Wolf :icontemiree:Temiree 254 36 Commission: MightyRat by Koru-Xypress Commission: MightyRat :iconkoru-xypress:Koru-Xypress 187 34 Winters end by JLindseyB Winters end :iconjlindseyb:JLindseyB 16 12
Literature
The Professional Victim
Blame the people for not accepting you. People should just like you unconditionally.
Blame society for hating you. Because Society always is looking to segregate people from one another.
Blame your mental disabilities that prohibit you from being liked. Because they're uncontrollable.
Blame your parents for bringing you into this world. They could've just not brought you into this world to suffer.
Blame the lack of attention that you receive. Because you wear your victimhood like a badge, and it needs to be showed off and given attention. And if you don't get it, you feel empty.
Blame somebody's race for the actions of a few people in that race a few hundred years ago. Because it's clearly their fault.
Blame your body for not being strong or skinny enough for you. Because your body is clearly outside of your control.
Blame your genetics for not giving you the right gender. Because whatever gender you are, society just wants to hurt you.
Blame the teachers for not being able to get
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Commissions

Cartoon Animal Character Drawings
If you've got a character who's a cartoon animal and you'd like for me to draw them, in exchange for money, please... let me know.

The current prices are $1.00 to $5.00 for something of the quality of the drawings displayed, above. 

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Hello, friends.  This is me, again.
I've reactivated my account, once more, temporarily.  I'll probably be deactivating and reactivating a few more times before I land this job I'm after.  It's a... an ironically complicated matter of simplicity.

If you look through my gallery, you may or may not notice that I've deleted a few of the "deviations" (as we call the uploaded art on this-here website) that were previously therein.  This was for a couple of reasons, both involving the political nature of said deviations.  One of the reasons was the nature of a civil servant's line of work.  If I am successful and am to hold the position of either a cop or a fireman, then I'll pretty-much have to keep all of my political stances to myself, for a number of reasonable reasons.  The other reason for deleting the deviations that I deleted is because I feel bad for bringing the cruel savagery of politics into a beautiful and pure art-form.  My patriotism and my stalwartness in-regards to my honest beliefs has not wavered, mind you.  I just don't want to bring unneeded conflict to a place where it'd do nothing productive.  Why fight when it would only sully a beautiful thing rather than preserve and cultivate beauty?

On a side-note, I'd like to express my contrition.  It has become apparent to me that I had gotten caught-up in some foolish notions and misconceptions (misperception? misunderstanding?), quite possibly by way of my immature refusal to be reasonable in-regards to certain things.  Being a stubborn, pretentious jackass isn't always the best solution to finding peace and purpose.  I fear that I may have acted or expressed myself in a pretentious manner, at times, possibly affronting those who I genuinely admire and respect.  Sorry.  My bad. 
I am quite embarrassed and I sincerely wish to better myself, henceforth.

So... I've cut-out all of the pretentious political crap that I could find among my art gallery.  From now on, I intend to use my publicly visible art portfolios for the sake of beauty!  More cute cartoon animal frivolity and less get-me-in-trouble frivolity!

Thank you all for bearing with me, thus far.  I know I can be a little... less-than-pleasant, sometimes.  Just acknowledging it ain't improving anything, though.  I shall work to be a little less self-destructive, now.

Love n' regards, my friends.

- Vito
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: My words
Nik at Mariachi Samurai (Nikola fan art)
Look!  I drew some fan art!
For a while, I've been a fan of CoyoteEsquire's character, Nikola, the slightly crazed inventor coyote.  He's a really hard character to hate.  His design, his personality and even his idiosyncrasies are just so endearing.  I have fallen in-love with this character!  Brotherly love.  Totally straight, platonic love. 
I'd been meaning to draw some tribute art of Nikola for quite some time, but I just now got-around to it. 

So, I drew a scene in-which Nik finds himself in some kind of Mexican/ Japanese fusion bar, in AlbooQwairKway, NM.  Mexican and Japanese.  Crazy, right?  That's some East meets West n' vice-versa shit, right there.  They've got goofy shit like sake-based margaritas, raw fish tacos, re-fried Tofu-ya, Guacamorrie, "I am" sauce... and eh... whatever other goofy culture-blending stuff they can think of.

Despite Nik's deceptively simple design, he was remarkably difficult to draw.  I hope I was able to do him at least a little justice, for all of my injustice.

Also, to anyone reading this:  please go and enjoy the art of Mr. CoyoteEsquire (:iconcoyoteesquire:).  He's a great artist, animator, all-around entertainer, and he is just the nicest guy.

Thanks for sharing Nikola with us, Mr. CoyoteEsquire!
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Anthony Hanssens in my style
Howdy, folks.
Before you ask, I'm afraid I'm not quite "back", yet, from my job quest.  It's just that there's a lengthy interim between test phases and I figured I'd indulge in a little online correspondence.
Plus, if I regularly re-activate my Deviant Art account, the administrators will let me keep it.

Anyways, this-here drawing was requested by the relatively well-known artist, A. Hanssens (:iconfairytalesartist:).  It's a drawing of his fox character, Anthony Hanssens, in my style. 

Enjoy.  :)
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(A MESSAGE TO WHOMEVER MAY HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT I'M SOME KIND OF BAD OR DANGEROUS PERSON:

PLEASE CONTACT ME AND ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN MYSELF BEFORE YOU JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS. THANK YOU.)


Hello. :)

I'm a patriotic American guy who has a strange compulsion to draw and an unconventionally romantic outlook on a lot of things. For some reason, the drawings normally turn out to be of anthropomorphic animals or zoomorphic people. I do draw other things as well, though.
If you want to know more, please, feel free to ask. :)

I hope that you, as my viewer, enjoy my art as much as I enjoy making it.

Peace be with you. :)

Oh, and one more thing...my birthday's not really what may be indicated by deviantART. My birthday is actually in March (March 31st, to be exact).


I support Liberty by Ramen27
Gadsden Flag stamp by picturefragments
Stamp - Second Amendment by MauserGirl
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Maniacal-Metalhead Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thanks for the watch man!
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JackofAllAss Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Zaphkiellane Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great work, I like this one. Interesting reworking of the song into an anthem of unity. 
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Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sup man, you back? 
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JackofAllAss Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017
Hey, Evan. 
Almost.  I just got through the polygraph and am waiting to do the oral board thing.  I reactivated my account, a few days ago, so that it wouldn't be permanently deactivated.  Right before the oral board, I'm going to deactivate it, once more, to stay consistent with my claim to have deactivated and/ or disabled all of my social media accounts.
In the interim, though, I figured I could get away with indulging in some online communication.  I believe I can be back, in-full, by some time in mid to late 2018.
What's up with you?  Any luck with that position you were after, last time we talked?
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Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I finally got where I wanted to be and pepping for a new adventure. This feels like it was worth the work put into it. 
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JackofAllAss Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017
Excellent!  Congrats, man.  :)
I hope you find whatever it is you're seeking.
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Geni-Tamerlaine Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2017
I know you probably won't reply back to me (but its not gonna stop me from messaging you until I get an answer or you block me), but do you still RP?
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JackofAllAss Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017
I do still RP.
And I don't block people.
I truly have been busy with Civil Service stuff, though.
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Geni-Tamerlaine Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017
I understand. It was just it felt like you were since you were online for long periods you could have just given me a heads up. >.<
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Fail-Seeker Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2017
Check this out: Jon Talbain vs. Cornell - Moon Fight

Don't forget to comment what you think there. :)
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